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1: Call him a girl.
2:Ask if he's related to Ino.
3:Steal his eyeliner.
4: Show him TobiDei.
5:Ask if his hands can be used in 'other' ways.
6:Ask if he's ever been raped.
7:Introduce him to laira87. (her doujinshi is HOT! XP)
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lay Fergiliciuos.
9: Get him drunk and see if he sings along to Fergilicious and dresses up in a hooker outfit.
10:If he does videotape it and send it to Sasuke and Gaara.
11:Try to rape him while he's drunk.
12:If you succeed videotape it and show it to Sasori.
13:Rape Sasori.
14:Grope him to see if he's a girl.
15:Show him DeiSaku or any other pairing with him.
2:Ask if he's related to Ino.
3:Steal his eyeliner.
4: Show him TobiDei.
5:Ask if his hands can be used in 'other' ways.
6:Ask if he's ever been raped.
7:Introduce him to laira87. (her doujinshi is HOT! XP)
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lay Fergiliciuos.9: Get him drunk and see if he sings along to Fergilicious and dresses up in a hooker outfit.
10:If he does videotape it and send it to Sasuke and Gaara.
11:Try to rape him while he's drunk.
12:If you succeed videotape it and show it to Sasori.
13:Rape Sasori.
14:Grope him to see if he's a girl.
15:Show him DeiSaku or any other pairing with him.
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Ways to piss off Madara
Ways to piss off Madara
1) If he sleeps with his mask on, pour pudding into his eye hole
2) Shave his head when he is asleep
3) Replace all of his cloths with everything pink
4) Have Deidara put lots of exploding spiders in all his underwear (Deidara: I thought you would never ask!!:evillaugh:)
5) Repeatly call him an grumpy old man when he tries to have an important conversion
6) “Accidently” release the three-tailed biji and have it chase him (Tobi: AHHHH help Deidara-sempai!! Deidara: Not on your life!! *sits back and watches while eating popcorn*)
7) Burn all of his cloths when he is taking a shower
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15 Ways to Annoy Akatsuki
1. Keep 'accidentaly' calling Itachi Sasuke.
2. Hum the Jaws theme whenever Kismae walks by.
3. Paint your nails pink instead of purple.
4. Wear the robe inside out.
5. Insist the Akatsuki get a theme song.
6. Constantly tell Itachi how much he looks like his brother.
7. Ask Sasori if he's really a guy.
8. Buy tons of Ramen and serve it.
9. Tackle Tobi and take off that mask.
10. Say 'BELIEVE IT!' even when not necesary.
11. Encourage--sorry--FORCE all members to sing the Campfire Song!
12. Give everyone nick names. Here are just a few:
Itachi: Chi-chi
Kisame: Jaws
Tobi: Pumpykins
Sasori: She-man, Pinnochio
13. Intro
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30 ways to annoy Itachi
1. Tell him he really didn't kill the Uchiha clan
2. Tell him it was really the easter bunny
3. Call him short
4. Remind him that he is the shortest one in the Akatsuki
5. take pictures of him when he's asleep and try to sell them to Hidan and Kisame in front of Itachi's face.
6. Tell him that he and Sasuke should have more se..."quality time"
7. Mess up his hair
8. Laugh and take pictures of his messed up hair
9. Post them all over the internet as "Itachi's bad hair day"
10. Lock yourself in the shower in the morning and use up all the hot water
11. After Itachi finally gets to take his shower, sneak back in and flush the toilet
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what about the bardie song